Kiosk it up! The kiosk is it!

Here's a new kiosk craze that's sweeping the nation
It's called Mosebacke Special Brews and it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down like a psycho kiosk clown
Slamming with kioskers all the way around
You get caught up in the whip
You're thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose

Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Kiosk it up!
The kiosk is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they won't survive
They don't hit!
'Cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Kioskheroes!